His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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