I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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