Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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