oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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