Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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