It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You need Xanax blowdarts
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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