I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Slut skills are useful in every country.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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