her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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