Kiss
Puke
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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