He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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