You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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