do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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