I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
