Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize