Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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