Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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