11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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