google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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