At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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