What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
this will be a night to untag.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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