Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
is it fun? or sober?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
