Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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