After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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