We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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