i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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