i barfeds in our rink
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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