I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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