It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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