Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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