Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The air was thick with penises
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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