So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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