I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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