Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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