Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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