I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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