And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
