Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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