so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Girls should come with a carfax report
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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