My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
