This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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