I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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