his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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