do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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