I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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