I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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