Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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