I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
