What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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