Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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