i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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