You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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