Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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