I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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